written by Brian Maitland with Tom Sergeant

Once upon a time, lonely Carpenter GeppetHoe set to work on a new puppet. But intoxicated, he placed a growing appendage in the wrong place on his new son.

Join PinocchiHoe on a very 'wood' adventure for his quest to be a real boy! Helped by the Screw Fairy, PinocchiHoe must frolic with foolish fairytale fiction and collect 4 special items to become a real boy! Pursued by a carpenter on a mission to destroy his wooden son and remove his little accident, will PinocchiHoe manage to get his dream come true of having real flesh and skin, or will be be doomed to have wood forever…?

Running Time: 60mins approx

Recommend 16+, adult content.

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