In this whirlwind hour, House White and House Red whip round the wheel of the year with unrestrained absurdism and unabashed delight.

W*NKERS is a show dedicated to the the shifting cycles of the year and their weird traditions.

It features co-creators Bel Parker and Jordana Belaiche, grotesque demon jesters that pierce the veils to many worlds, shapeshifting through characters, to feed on the mayhem they create.

It's raucous, queer and absurd.

It's definitely comedy.

Think pastoral scenes milking fingers like udders for that all-important STI test, a francophone Syphilis cabaret girl, sad christmas taxidermy, boys waiting in line for Bonnie Blue, medieval animal witchcraft trials gone wrong, and tweaking RAF pilots.

How To Get Your Tickets

1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This is NOT a ticket.

2. Present your confirmation on arrival at the venue. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away

Pricing Information

• No further payment applies beyond the TFG booking fee

Additional Information

• For further event information, please visit here

Accessibility Information

• There is no disabled access to the venue as it is located on the first floor and the lift is broken. There are approximately 30 steps up to the theatre

• The Pen team will do their best to help assist anyone who may have difficulty accessing the theatre

• Please note: We recommend all access bookings are made directly through the event organiser, however, we are here to assist where possible. Please get in touch with us prior to booking if you have access requirements. For accessibility information, please contact the venue here

Key Terms of Sale

• Tickets are non-refundable / non-exchangeable
• Tickets cannot be resold or transferred
• The account holder must be in attendance at the event
These are the key terms. Full terms apply and are available here