ΕΔΩ ΕΧΟΥΝ ΠΡΟΤΕΡΑΙΟΤΗΤΑ ΟΙ ΕΦΙΠΠΟΙ
EartH (Evolutionary Arts Hackney), London
Saturday, 27 Nov 2021 8:45pm to 11:00pm
This show will be performed in Greek – description translated into English:
The stand up comedy show titled “Here the horsemen have priority” is the latest work of Vyronas Theodoropoulos and Michalis Mathioudakis.
And that’s all you need to know. Honestly, that’s all we had to say to you. Everything else you can find it on the poster.
Besides, surely, no one ever reads a stand up comedy’s press release. Like really, no one ever! And that’s for the better as far as we are concerned.
You probably shouldn’t be reading this either. You’re just procrastinating and not doing something else that’s important but instead you keep on reading. Read what? It’s all random information about ‘trains, silly neighbours, cats, miles’ etc. Who gives a shit?
If this release had a semblance of honesty it would at least read as: ‘ it’s the same comedians you’ve watched again and again, just with new scripts, but older looks’.
There is no task more futile than a press release in a stand up comedy show. If we were to put it on a scale it would probably look like: Sisyphus tales < A walk in the university < Press release for stand up comedy show
So let’s hold a minute’s silence for all the people in the field who were tortured and broke their heads to write a press release – for a show that was not even worthy of one – and then got forgotten in time…
(most would usually cut it, but we’re going to keep the full minute…
just a bit more…
Looking forward to welcoming you.
EartH (Evolutionary Arts Hackney) , 11-17 Stoke Newington Rd , London